Sunday, April 11, 2010

We propose some golf hand signals

As dedicated baseball fans, we continue to be impressed by the mysterious hand signals that seem to make sense to managers, players, and umpires on the field. These signals elegantly communicate a message in a few ballet-like movements.

So far, we haven’t seen any hand signals for golf, so maybe we should borrow some and add another element of style to our beloved game.

To address this apparent oversight in the game, we propose the following two signals as a starting place:

This means, “The chicken salad in the snack bar is unusually good today, so pick up the pace of play before those chow hounds who teed-off just before us eat it all.”

This one means: “That grumpy old guy in the funny-looking golf pants is ticked off so head for the clubhouse FAST.”
We look forward to reader suggestions for more golf hand signals.

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