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| Welcome to the club |
Important notes from tournament play—
• If you hook your ball on a big swing at the driving range and hit the window on someone’s house, you’re on your own. We hope you have golf insurance.
• Neither do you want to park your car on the perimeter of the driving range.
• When a golf course has three hole #1’s, it is very important to listen to directions from the nice man who hands out the keys to the golf carts.
• If you find yourself bumping down a washboard gravel road headed toward someone’s driveway, odds are good that you have missed the turn to hole #2.
• If you spend too much time admiring the scenery and the mountain views during your round, you will annoy the golfers who are behind you and in a hurry to make it to a lunch appointment. This is a good time to let other golfers play through. This also has the advantage of giving you more time to admire the scenery.
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| Evidence that we actually play golf |
• Chainsaw bear sculptures are a hot item in Pagosa Springs. Our favorite was the bear in the chef’s hat at hole #8 who was holding a blank piece of wood that probably used to hold a menu.
• The new restaurant in the clubhouse has excellent sandwiches and sweet potato fries. All this and a wonderful view of the course and the mountains from the deck.
• We highly recommend the coffee house on the river in downtown Pagosa Springs.
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| Nourishment |
Vicki,
ReplyDeleteLove the comment about figuring out you are not on the path to hole #2 when you find yourself bumping down some gravel road that leads toward a house. You made me laugh out loud. I love Pagosa Springs and the golf courses there. You not only made me laugh, but I now want to go play there again... and soon!
I enjoy a good laugh, too, but I'm not convinced! Too much yarn, I guess.
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