Cyril Pumperknickel is the golf pro. He is bald, wears a Titleist cap at all
times, and drives around the course in his cart while chomping on cigar
butts. He is probably not going to be
the romantic hero.
Fido is the gopher, ironically named, who lives on
the golf course. He does not torture the
groundskeeper played by Bill Murray because there are copyright issues with
this story. Fido’s favorite tasty treats are the BLT scraps dropped by golfers
as they speed by in their golf carts.
Sparrow Sudsworth is the son and/or daughter of one
of those Big Cheeses we wrote about yesterday. S/he is a trust funder and
therefore doesn’t have to worry about trivial things like paying next month’s
rent or keeping up with golf club membership dues.
Suzanna the Goose Girl.
She is wispy, young, and poor.
It is her job to chase the geese off the golf course with clubs that
have been tossed away by frustrated golfers. Someone will probably fall in love
with her and rescue her from this life of woe.
Rebecca Robot lives in a culvert near the water
hazard and worries about rust. Since a culvert is associated with the movement
of water, Rebecca is not very smart.
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