Rebuttal to Poem--Fogo the Third

Prompt:  Read your favorite poem.  Write a rebuttal. (attributed to Fogo Von Slack)

Poem:

"Fleas"  by Anon.

Adam had ‘em. 

Rebuttal:

No, I don’t think he did. 

Apologia: 

I can not figure out a way to link this to golf.