In Which We Lose Valuable Play Time

The necessity of the return to full-time work has caused serious interference with the WNMLF league practice schedule.

First day back—required meeting on campus safety.

blah blah blah blah blah blah GOLF CART blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah GOLF CART CERTIFICATION blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

(Torture for the golfers in the audience. Must they continue to mention GOLF CARTS?)

(We’re not allowed to drive golf carts unless we get some kind of certification. Our golf teacher, when informed of this, said he wouldn’t tell anyone if we gave him ten dollars.)

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KEEP THIS CARD NEXT TO YOUR PHONE—IT IS A FEDERAL REGULATION. WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF A BOMB THREAT—What is your name? Where is the bomb? Where are you? When will the bomb go off? What is your favorite color? Why are you calling ME?

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SNORE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

ANY QUESTIONS? blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

DISMISSED.

All in all, we prefer a morning out on the fairways and greens at our beloved Civitan.